1. I won't complain about the doggie clothes mama puts on me. I doesn't mind some of the shirts I wears cos I does gets cold. But those jammies are just strange and I is still not wearing them boots! Well mebbe I might complain just a little tiny bit.
2. I will lose some of this extra poundage I has but then mama can't call me her chunky monkey which she seems to like to say. I does gots a chubby belly but its only cos she feeds me some really good food and she make some yummy treats. Heck, iffen I don't likes them then she throws them away and makes more so how am I supposed to lose a few pounds iffen she keeps tryin until I loves them. I mean the point is for her to make treats that is Kirby approved and iffen they is Kirby approved that means I ate them. It's a vicious cycle!
3. I will share my toys and treats with my foster furiends but I already does that. What's mine is theirs cos really I likes to play with doggers anyways except I did has one foster who chewed up most all of my toys. Mama had to hide my favorites cos she could tell I was really gettin upset with that dogger even iffen I did loves her cos she was gettin all the squeakers outta my toys and what fun is a toy that don't squeak!
4. I will pick up my toys from all over the house iffen mama will teach me how to do it. So I guess I will learn more tricks which is really lots of fun and I gets lots of treats which kinda ruins my number 2 resolution.
I don't have any more resolutions that I can think of except maybe to love mama even more this year by being her little buddy and makin her smile and laugh when I does silly stuff. Does you know I fell in the toilet one time? I was embarrased but it sure made mama laugh! So I reckon my resolutions is really the same old ones...
I will be so very happy to see you come home every time no matter iffen you been gone 20 minutes or all day.
I will cuddle close to you when I can tell you is sad and lonely.
I will NEVER chew any of your pretty shoes.
I will sleep in your bed with you so you don't get scared.
I will let you sleep until almost 8:30 on the weekends.
I will welcome each new foster with a toy and a game.
and yes, I will pose for these pictures you likes to take ALL THE TIME.
After all I really is mama's boy! I can tells 2012 is gonna be another great year!
Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given,
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth.